Soiled Undies & Other Gorgon Encounters

“For 127 days the Gorgons have terrorized planet Earth harvesting human populations for their own nefarious purposes. But the citizens of Phoenix are about to give the interplanetary invaders a case of indigestion.”

Soiled Undies & Other Gorgon Encounters is my first novel. It is a lighthearted, fast-paced alien invasion comedy set in Phoenix, AZ, told in five parts through the eyes of a cast of zany characters.

The people of Earth cower in fear, helpless to fend off the savage extraterrestrial raiders. That is, until the so-called Gorgons make the mistake of landing in Phoenix, where they will meet not only their stiffest resistance yet, but also a zany cast of Arizonians intent upon throwing a wrench into their plans of mass human abduction.

The Gorgons find themselves forced to contend with a pipe wrench-wielding accounts manager in sodden underpants, a pair of alien tech treasure hunters, as well as two kids keen to boost their popularity by capturing their very own pet alien for show and tell. Not everyone will be fleeing the Gorgons in terror as the Reverend Kilgore delivers a busload of his faithful from the Church of Extra-Terrestrial Salvation straight to ground zero in search of deliverance. And then there’s wheelchair-bound octogenarian Mr. Jamieson, intent upon ridding his city of illegal migrants once and for all.

The fate of humanity is about to be decided right here in Phoenix, AZ. Earth’s future hangs in the balance. God help us all.

Release Date: Coming Soon